Give me twenty jokes for a 5 and 3 yr old

1. Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved! #joke #5and3yrolds

2. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: A gummy bear! #joke #5and3yrolds

3. Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: “Dam!” #joke #5and3yrolds

4. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: “Leaf me alone!” #joke #5and3yrolds

5. Q: What did the 0 say to the 8? A: Nice belt! #joke #5and3yrolds

6. Q: What did the police officer say to his belly button? A: You’re under a vest! #joke #5and3yrolds

7. Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: Stick with me and we’ll go places! #joke #5and3yrolds

8. Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime? A: Had a byte to eat! #joke #5and3yrolds

9. Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? A: Do you smell carrots? #joke #5and3yrolds

10. Q: What did the tree say to the bird? A: Branch out! #joke #5and3yrolds

11. Q: What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around! #joke #5and3yrolds

12. Q: What did the elephant say to the other elephant? A: Nothing, they just hugged! #joke #5and3yrolds

13. Q: What did the pig say to the other pig? A: You’re so bacon me crazy! #joke #5and3yrolds

14. Q: What did the paper say to the pencil? A: Write on me! #joke #5and3yrolds

15. Q: What did the bee say to the flower? A: I love you bud! #joke #5and3yrolds

16. Q: What did the banana say to the other banana? A: It’s going to be a nice day! #joke #5and3yrolds

17. Q: What did the bee say to the other bee? A: Buzz off! #joke #5and3yrolds

18. Q: What did the fox say to the other fox? A: You’re looking sharp! #joke #5and3yrolds

19. Q: What did the clock say to the other clock? A: Don’t worry, I got time! #joke #5and3yrolds

20. Q: What did the fish say to the other fish? A: You’re looking a little hooked today! #joke #5and3yrolds